Kitty | ♒ | 19 | Florida | IS/NTP | Mage of Heart | Derse Dreamer| Slytherin |Hi! I like lots of things! Like Sailor Moon, GAME GRUMPS, Homestuck, Legend of Zelda, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Pokemon, Fire Emblem and others.
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
halloween should be 1 week long
uuuuh, last time i checked, halloween lasts for one month???
having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.